Now’s the time to go and talk
To tell folks how things are
To update everybody
And wipe out things bizarre

Progress is so rapid
So I must now relate
The things I have discovered
Before it is to late

I dearly want to come to you
Though my health is running down
So help me please,
        bring a fresh breeze
So I can travel around

I think there’s a dollar in it
If you’re organized real fine
For speaking engagements
And sell those books of mine

So let me know real quickly
For I haven’t got the time
To spend it doing nothing
But writing funny rhymes

Please contact me!